[Verse 1 – Rowdy, laid-back] First day in the hub, sat down in a chair, Slides on the screen, napped a little there. HR asked questions, I just blinked and purred, They thought I nodded… but I barely heard. [Verse 2] Trainer came by with a key in his hand, Badge scanned too, I barely understand. He squints through glasses, sees a hat and a beard, Hands me the tools… I think, “Cool, I’m cleared.” [Chorus – internal humor] I’m on the payroll, yeah, no one knows, Signed forms, learned lingo, watched the show. Forklift key, ID badge in paw, No one questions me… they think it’s a flaw. [Verse 3] Filing forms and manuals stacked high, I just watched, maybe blinked an eye. Learned some phrases, repeated them too, “Process completed… balance due!” (I think that’s true) [Bridge] Hours tick by, I nap in the sun, Payroll’s approved me… this job’s kinda fun. Humans filing, thinking I’m part of the crew, Little do they know… I’m a fluffy breakthrough. [Chorus – fun / celebratory] I’m on the payroll, yeah, no one knows, Signed forms, learned lingo, watched the show. Forklift key, ID badge in paw, No one questions me… they think it’s a flaw. [Outro – sleepy, self-satisfied] Clocked my hours, learned a few tricks, Corporate echo phrases, office lingo mix. Forklift ready, badge clipped just right, Rowdy’s orientation… officially outta sight!
