Station ID "This is 106.9 FM, The Neutral Zone. If it can be bought, sold, or rented, it's here. We provide objective data and zero emotional content. [Robotic voice + coin drop sound]" [Market Report] "Market update: Dark Energy Crystals (DEC) are holding steady. We remind all Summoners that over-investing in Common rarity cards has diminishing returns. Diversify, or face liquidation. You are listening to The Neutral Zone." Job Listing "A Fire Splinter guild is hiring Exploding Dwarfs. Must be reliable. Must enjoy high-risk, single-use assignments. High mana cost preferred. Contact the listed number immediately. The Neutral Zone—your career starts here." [Public Service Drop] "Friendly reminder from the Global Council: using the Triage ability on your financial portfolio is not recommended. Consult a licensed financial mercenary. We are merely the conduit of information. 106.9 FM." [Ad Spot] "Is your tank taking too much damage? The new Chain Golem model features a 15% improvement in base armor. Available for lease now. Why commit to an element when you can simply hire the best? Neutral power!"
