[Verse] I search for quivering holes of the land With my swinging dong firmly in my hand Oh I fear no feces or fecal matter Spending my life in that sweet brown splatter [Verse 2] Untapped smirking bumholes I just can't abide Those winking little OhBastard's better run and hide Dong fondling big hole splitter that's my name Brown holes pink holes red holes I plunge em all the same [Chorus] Oh I'm the one man gang Bang with fastest dong in the west My big ol womb ferret never fails to Mo' lest With my weener's crash and the smoke of flesh I am the warrior of the shlong [Bridge] Oh they'll never stop me no matter how hard they clinch Every town in the country smell that victorious stench Oh baby you just might feel a pinch [Verse 3] Balls oh balls Nasty dook hatch gleamer Soupy morning steamer I'll tear them all asunder You know I'm gonna get my soft brown berry plunder! [Chorus] Oh I'm the one man gang Bang with fastest dong in the west My big ol womb ferret never fails to Mo' lest With my weener's crash and the smoke of flesh I am the warrior of the shlong
