[Verse 1] Sitting alone at the Newport harbour Not sure if this is the Usk or Arber Watching sailboats on the muddy sea But I got no other place to be, ya see [Chorus] Mama left me for a handyman Arrived home to a table and a garbage can I thought she was giving him my floor plan But she was in the back of his transit van [Verse 2] Rolling rocks into the water I can't really believe that it is over I admit that maybe things coulda been smoother But she was getting frisky by the paint remover [Chorus] Mama left me for a handyman Arrived home to a table and a garbage can I thought she was giving him my floor plan She was giving much more in the back of his van [Bridge] I shoulda maybe learned to trim a hedge Paint the fence, fit a shelf, swap a showerhead Ceiling fans, water filters, pressure washing, Or maybe just be better in bed, instead [Final Chorus] Mama left me for a handyman Arrived home to a table and a garbage can I thought she was giving him my floor plan She was giving much more in the back of his van
