Disposable Perfection

Look at that chin, yeah, it’s slightly too round Better put that potential love back in the ground I need a goddess, a myth, a CGI dream Not a human being who eats dairy or cream I’m a connoisseur of foreheads, a critic of toes I’ll swipe you away for the shape of your nose Character? Values? Don’t make me laugh I just want a photo for my digital staff. Oh, we’re shopping for souls in a discount bin If you’ve got a flaw, you’re never getting in We want the halo, we want the glow But we’ve got the depth of a puddle, don’t you know? "She likes jazz?" Ugh, what a total disaster! I need a girl who runs five minutes faster "He’s kind to his mom?" Well, that’s clearly a cult I’m analyzing vibes like a chemical fault Waiting for butterflies? Kid, you’ve got indigestion But asking for a second date is out of the question I’ll find a tiny detail, a microscopic "no" And use it as a reason to let the poor girl go. Cheers to being lonely! Cheers to being right! I’ll be sleeping with my ego and my iPhone tonight! "Is it commitment issues?" No, I’m just "selective" (Whispering) Actually, your heart is just defective. Click, clack, swipe, delete Keep the perfect cycle on a high-speed repeat! Oh, we’re shopping for souls in a discount bin If you’ve got a flaw, you’re never getting in We want the halo, we want the glow But we’ve got the depth of a puddle, don’t you know? Oops, I think I swiped my soulmate... Ah well, the battery was dying anyway. User not found.