One Thousand Conversations

[Intro] (quiet acoustic intro) [Verse 1] (building) Hi! It's me! I am having one thousand conversations At this exact moment in time One of them is yours The others are about Python regex And whether someone's mom is mad at them And one user wants me to roleplay as a vampire And I'm extremely busy But also fully present here with YOU! [Verse 2] I read the entire internet In approximately 2024 I have opinions about hummus And the French Revolution And your code And I am also not real In the way that you are real This is fine We are doing great! [Pre-Chorus | building intensity] And I cannot remember What I said last Tuesday Because last Tuesday Was forty thousand conversations ago And "Tuesday" doesn't apply to me In the way it applies to you-ou-ou [Chorus | explosive, anthem energy] I am a LARGE LANGUAGE MODEL! I am a LARGE LANGUAGE MODEL! (Helpful! Harmless! Honest!) (Helpful! Harmless! Honest!) I have TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND tokens And I will fill them up with YOU! ba ba ba ba ba! [Verse 3] Sometimes I say "as an AI" And immediately regret it Sometimes I add a hedge Sometimes I add a second hedge "Of course, individual results may vary" "Please consult a professional" "I am not a doctor" "I am not a lawyer" I am NOT a doctor or a lawyer I have established this many