[Verse] Feelin' good, struttin' down the street, Got a little rhythm in my walk, got a bounce in my beat. Then suddenly, it hits me like a bolt of surprise, A little rumble down under, a shock in disguise. [Pre-Chorus] Oh no, here we go, I can't hold it back, My stomach's doin' flips like a jumpin' jack. I tried to play it cool, but there's no way to hide, I let it slip, now I'm slippin' with pride! [Chorus] Wet fart, oh, it's breakin' my heart, A little bubble in the trouble, took me right off guard. Wet fart, yeah, it’s messy and loud, But I’m laughin’ so hard, I could dance with the crowd! [Verse 2] People turnin’ heads, they don’t know what to say, I’m blushin’ like a beet, but I’m rollin' anyway. I could let it bring me down, or I could make a scene, Turn this funky moment into a viral meme! [Pre-Chorus] Oh snap, no cap, it’s a sound I can’t deny, I could bottle it up, but I’d rather let it fly! It’s just a little wind, just a tiny, wet sigh, Gonna own it like a boss with my hands to the sky! [Chorus] Wet fart, oh, it's breakin' my heart, A little splash in the dash, now that’s street-smart art. Wet fart, yeah, it’s awkward and bold, But the best part of life is the stories we’ve told. [Bridge] Everybody’s got their moments, that’s a fact, Sometimes life ain’t perfect, and you can’t turn back. You just gotta let it out, go with the flow, Laugh it off and keep the good vibes in control. [Chorus] Wet fart, oh, we’re all in this together, From the stormy days to sunny weather. Wet fart, yeah, you know what it’s about, Life’s too short to hold it in, let it all out! [Outro] So when life gives you lemons, and your stomach says “start,” Remember it’s okay if you let out a wet fart! Just smile, shake it off, take it in stride, 'Cause every little moment is a heck of a ride! [fade]
