[Intro] Hello? Wow... This place is huge. ...Has anybody heard of windows? [Verse I] I came to see the Temple of Sadness, Thought I'd find dramatic skies. Instead I found enough dust To make three planets sneeze at once. Poor Jebb looks so exhausted, Dark circles under both his eyes. I guess all that lifting's catching up... Somebody get this guy a nap. [Pre-Chorus] Everybody whispers softly, Everybody walks so slow. I thought, "They must've crushed leg day... Like... Really, really hard." [Chorus] Tap-tap! Little dust whisk, Sweep it left, sweep it right. Tiny dust bunnies are dancing In the purple candlelight. Tap-tap! Happy little clean-up. Watch the whole room sparkle bright. See? The Temple isn't scary... It just needed a few tappy-taps! [Verse II] Hey... Mr. Guitar Guy... When was the last time You dusted this place? You're writing tragic power ballads, But that shelf has grown its own beard. I found cobwebs on your amplifier... I think a spider waved at me. Seriously... How did it get this dusty? [Pre-Chorus II] No wonder poor Jebb's always sighing. I'd be gloomy too, you know. Try smiling after breathing Five kilograms of temple dust. [Chorus] Tap-tap! Little dust whisk, Sweep it left, sweep it right. Tiny dust bunnies dancing In the purple candlelight. Tap-tap! Happy little clean-up. Watch the whole room sparkle bright. See? The Temple isn't scary... It just needed a few tappy-taps! [Verse III] Look at these old curtains! Shake them down! Look at this candle wax! Scrap it all out! There's white powder everywhere. It's in the corners. It's on the statues. It's on the drums. It's somehow on the ceiling! Hey did you know? You got some of it in your nose too! [Bridge] Come on, everybody! Grab a little whisk! One good tap, Two good taps, Everybody's got this! You don't need a miracle. You don't need mysterious art. Sometimes all it really takes Is cleaning from the heart. Even Jebb looks almost smiling... Okay... Maybe that was just a blink. Still... I'm counting it. [Final Chorus] Tap-tap! Little dust whisk, Brush dust bunnies from the floor. Swipe them outta door! Open those windows and, Let the happy breezes pour. Tap-tap! Little clean-up. Everybody lend a hand. A brighter room Can help remind A happy day is planned! [Outro] Jebb... You're still the saddest person I've ever met. ...But at least now You're the cleanest.
