[Intro — spoken] Joey’s in dairy. Austin’s got the broom. Somebody clear a path to the mop bucket. [Verse 1] Joey rolls in like a shopping-cart storm, Milk on the floor before the cartons get warm. Austin clocks in, grabs the yellow wet-floor sign, Joey says, “Wasn’t me”—there’s a splash in a line. Broken eggs making breakfast for the tile, Austin’s been scrubbing for a good long while. He’s got one clean corner, Joey’s got a new spill, The mop’s working overtime against its will. [Pre-Chorus] Sweep it left, mop it right, Turn your back—another dairy-site blight. Austin checks the clock; it’s already gone, Joey makes a mess and keeps moseying on. [Chorus] Joey spills, Austin cleans, Milk and eggs in the freezer-zone scene. Sweep, mop, hustle, repeat— Austin can’t catch up to Joey’s feet! Joey spills, Austin cleans, Tags and tape in the aisle between. Cardboard, stickers, one more surprise— Austin’s got a mop and tired eyes! [Verse 2] Some days something’s fermenting in a tub, Making the dairy smell like a science-club sub. Price tags, tape loops, cardboard parade, Stickers on the floor like a trail Joey laid. Austin peels one off, then discovers three more, A damp little sticker glued under the door. The broom goes bristle, the mop goes limp, Joey leaves a breadcrumb trail with a cleanup-room glint. [Pre-Chorus] Sweep it left, mop it right, Turn your back—another dairy-site blight. Austin checks the clock; it’s already gone, Joey makes a mess and keeps moseying on. [Chorus] Joey spills, Austin cleans, Milk and eggs in the freezer-zone scene. Sweep, mop, hustle, repeat— Austin can’t catch up to Joey’s feet! Joey spills, Austin cleans, Tags and tape in the aisle between. Cardboard, stickers, one more surprise— Austin’s got a mop and tired eyes! [Bridge — spoken, then shouted] Austin: “Joey, what happened here?” Joey: “I think the carton looked at me funny.” Austin: “That is not a cleaning procedure!” Joey: “Should I get the broom?” Austin: “You should get a different hobby!” [Final Chorus] Joey spills, Austin cleans, Milk and eggs in the freezer-zone scene. Sweep, mop, hustle, repeat— Austin can’t catch up to Joey’s feet! Joey spills, Austin cleans, Tags and tape in the aisle between. Cardboard, stickers, one more surprise— Give Austin a break and a mop that dries! [Outro] Joey’s in dairy. Austin’s got the broom. The floor is clean— For about a minute.
