Verse 1 Thought I had that board lined right, Till it kicked back and took flight. I laughed so hard I shed a tear, ’Cause buddy, I nailed it… almost. Chorus Nailed it — almost, That’s the way life goes. Close enough to brag a bit, Far enough to laugh at it. Verse 2 Love and lumber both misalign, But somehow still turn out fine. I raise a toast to every near‑miss boast, ’Cause man, I nailed it… almost. Chorus Nailed it — almost…
