Her Royal Meowjesty #PishTV

========== Made for SwedishPish 90s TV event. Check the end of the lyrics for more details. https://suno.com/playlist/5b32ebc7-1e5c-4ba9-848c-ada82e9c2718 ========== ============================= According to UK and MI-6 this show never was. According to Ireland and Scotland they sell copies recorded by VHS on a black market. ============================= [Intro] Alarm clock rings Kettle screams Toast pops Newsreader calmly says "All hail lady Whisker-Tops" Union Jack re-stitched Little paw in the crown Parliament adjourned For scheduled grooming time now [Intro Theme] [Verse] She’s her Royal Fluffness Queen of couch and chair Signed a royal scratch mark On every comfy spare Taxes paid in tuna Treats and belly rubs England is ruled by a cat And somehow it makes perfect sense [Chorus] All hail Her Royal Meowjesty Ruler of the cup of tea (with milk) Parliament’s covered in scratching posts She licks her paw then fires the hosts History books turned to paper toys She naps through talks with the envoy boys God save the Queen? She’s stuck in a tree Her Royal Meowjesty [Instrumental Break] [Verse 2] She signs each law In a paw-print patch Trade deal stalled By a window latch Chancellor tries To present the stats She sits on the charts And demands more pats (right now!) [Chorus] All hail her Royal Meowjesty Ruler of the cup of tea (with milk) Foreign affairs and a fluffy tail State dinner served in a feeding pail (yum) Crown on ears Collar askew She bans the bath The nation cheers too God save the Queen? She’d rather have treats Her Royal Meowjesty [Instrumental Break] [Verse 3] State of the nation She stretches paws Still more sense Than them all One tiny throne On a giant rug She blinks once slow That’s the royal shrug (so royal) [Chorus] All hail Her Royal Meowjesty Ruler of the cup of tea (with milk) Midnight laws in the palace hall “Every red dot must be chased on sight” (that’s law!) Fish for breakfast Lunch and tea Bank holidays for every flea God save the Queen? She’s licking her paws Her Royal Meowjesty {instrumental Break] [Outro] She’s her Royal Fluffness Queen of socks and string Changed the coat of arms to A ball of tangled things History books are purring Teachers just shrug “Class England was ruled by a cat” [laugh track] “Best. Reign. Ever.” (meow) 📺🐟 MISSION: #PishTV 📺🐟 You wake up. It feels like the 90's again. The TV blares with something sticky. The signal is breaking. The screen is cracking. The pish are broadcasting live. Will you grab the remote… or go to commcerial? XxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxX Step 1: Drop Your Broadcast Remix the anthem or build your own insane program. Make it loud. Make it weird. No, WEIRDER. Go playful. Go chaotic. Slap that sugar signal. XxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxX Step 2: Design the Screen Storm Create cover art that feels like a 90s TV meltdown. If it feels unhinged, you’re doing it right. XxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxX Step 3: Hijack the Hashtag Tag your creation with #PishTV Let the signal spread. XxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxX Step 4: Tap the Glass Comment on the original track so the fish know you’ve tuned in. No silent watchers. Only active broadcasters. XxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxX Step 5: Feed the Frenzy Stream. Share. Support. Blast your fellow creators across playlists. The stronger the swarm, the louder the takeover. XxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxX Step 6: Loop the Transmission Paste these rules into your track description so the signal keeps multiplying. No dead air. No quiet channels. XxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxX And that’s it. Flip the switch. Crack the screen. Let the fish in. 📺🐟 The broadcast has begun. XxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxX