Oi... oi... Turn that racket up, I ain’t deaf just selective (eh?) Who nicked me lighter? (which one of ya?) Right then... listen up. Pub closed, mic open, watch how I step (oi!) Old school swagger with the new school pep (come on!) Teeth half missing but the flow intact (haha) Chat too much get told “mind that yap” (shut it) Pub closed, mic open, pint in the sky (cheers!) Still got bounce and I still get by (easy) Grey hair shining, tracksuit pressed (smart) Whole room jump when the geezer says yes (YES!) Been round blocks when the roads had smoke (true) Phone in a box and the telly had knobs (mad) You lot flex with a hired watch (borrowed) I flex with mortgage nearly paid off (grown) Saw man post with a fake champagne (tsk) I was in Lidl getting real good deals mate (bargain) Young G said “uncs move slow” (what?) Snatched his auntie for a dance, let’s go (swing it) Back in my day had bars not captions (facts) Now man lip-sync pain through filters and fashions (nah) I got one chain... it’s for me front gate (jingling) Still more solid than half this game (solid) HOLD ON! HOLD ON! (wait!) Who parked on me drive last week? (who?) If I find that Fiesta it's peak (peak!) And stop kicking ball by me fence (oi!) Respect your elders or face expense! (pay up) Pub closed, mic open, watch how I step (oi!) Old school swagger with the new school pep (come on!) Teeth half missing but the flow intact (haha) Chat too much get told “mind that yap” (shut it) Pub closed, mic open, pint in the sky (cheers!) Still got bounce and I still get by (easy) Grey hair shining, tracksuit pressed (smart) Whole room jump when the geezer says yes (YES!) Missus says “why you shouting on beats?” (why?) Cause rhythm keeps the old heart sweet (luv) Mates all gone but I toast their names (cheers lads) Every sixteen bars keep flame in frame (real) Youngers ask how I stay this fresh (how?) Bit of banter and no fake stress (simple) Life gets rough, have a laugh, reset (true) Then shell one verse and collect respect (mad ting) Tea at six, reload at eight (timing) Bad back still arrive on stage (ouch) Need two pills then I spray that heat (rattling) Legend in slippers, unbeatable steez (haha) Pub closed, mic open, watch how I step (oi!) Old school swagger with the new school pep (come on!) Teeth half missing but the flow intact (haha) Chat too much get told “mind that yap” (shut it) Pub closed, mic open, pint in the sky (cheers!) Still got bounce and I still get by (easy) Grey hair shining, tracksuit pressed (smart) Whole room jump when the geezer says yes (YES!) Right... who's got me lighter then? Knew it...
