I got up early To go for a run What I didn't realise Is that I'd run into fun I found the secret feline intercourse cult Just cats, some fluid, and yowling tumult [Instrumental] I never thought I'd find them Their screams kept me awake But now that I've found them My sanity is no longer at stake! I sprayed those cats With what I had I had plenty of fluid In my bladder bag Those cats didn't know what hit them I really cut loose I saw, in the corner of my eye I was being watched by a goose! "That's a reference to another song of mine called: A Fowl Parisian Tale... Check it out" [Instrumental] I found the secret feline intercourse cult Just cats, some fluid, and yowling tumult [Instrumental] I let it spray! [Instrumental] I let it soar!..... Till I had no more. I sprayed those cats With what I had I had plenty of fluid In my bladder bag Those cats didn't know what hit them I really cut loose I saw, in the corner of my eye I was being watched by a goose! "There's that goose reference again." I found the secret feline intercourse cult Just cats, some fluid, and yowling tumult!!! [Instrumental] [Instrumental] I let it spray! [Instrumental] I let it soar!..... Till I had no more. [Instrumental] [Instrumental] I sprayed those cats With what I had I had plenty of fluid In my bladder bag Those cats didn't know what hit them I really cut loose I saw, in the corner of my eye I was being watched by a goose! "There's that goose reference again." [Instrumental] I found the secret feline intercourse cult Just cats, some fluid, and yowling tumult!!!
