Title: “Mr. Potato, King of the Couch” [Verse 1] Woke up this morning, what did I see? A little Frenchie staring back at me. Big ol’ ears and a squishy face, Running through the house like he’s winning a race. He stole my sock, he stole my shoe, Acts like he pays the rent here too. Got that wiggle when he walks around, Cutest little potato in town. [Chorus] Mr. Potato, king of the couch, Professional napper, expert slouch. Snoring so loud, shaking the floor, Then five minutes later he’s begging for more. Mr. Potato, what a guy, Thinks every snack is his by and by. From sunrise to bedtime, here’s the deal— He’s a potato with four-wheel drive appeal! [Verse 2] He hears a wrapper from a mile away, Suddenly he’s wide awake for the day. Treat detector, nose on patrol, Food is his purpose, food is his goal. Zoomies at midnight, zoomies at noon, Running in circles like a cartoon. Then he flops down with a dramatic sigh, Like he just worked a nine-to-five. [Chorus] Mr. Potato, king of the couch, Professional napper, expert slouch. Snoring so loud, shaking the floor, Then five minutes later he’s begging for more. Mr. Potato, what a guy, Thinks every snack is his by and by. From sunrise to bedtime, here’s the deal— He’s a potato with four-wheel drive appeal! [Bridge] Belly rubs? Yes please! Treats? Give me three! Personal space? That’s not for me! I’ll sit on your lap, I’ll steal your seat, Then look adorable When I get caught red-handed eating your treat! [Final Chorus] Mr. Potato, ruler supreme, Living his best Frenchie dream. Waddling around with a tail that wiggles, Making everybody laugh and giggle. Mr. Potato, we all know, You’re the cutest little potato. Whether you’re napping or causing chaos, Life is better because you’re with us!
