[verse, male rap] So let me tell you a story, about a little guy with big dreams, big jeans, too big to be completely honest. But this is not the story about an immature child, as it was promised, get ready to be astonished. This is about bragging, not about attacking, and since I'm no bully, let's skip all the smacking, "even though I'd probably smack you with my rappin, I ain't gonna do any slap-slap-slappin'". Back to the track, I was gonna brag about something, let me just think a bit...I had it on my tongue, but I forgot it, oh fuck it. Oh wait wait wait , it was something about being late late late. If you just give me five more minutes, by the way can you save me a Guinness? Oh hi mom, yeah. I'll be there soon, can you hold the spot for me. I'm running a bit late, mom, I'll be there in forty three. I tried to be on time the other day, but that was a crime. In fact, I took the car an hour before appointed time. Okay, that was a lie I watched a movie called Free Guy. I don't even liked the movie, but what can I do? And why is it taboo, to talk about being late as it is something you shouldn't do? [Hook] (Oh he's late) Ooops I'm good at excuses, cause I'm the man who's always late Late for a date? Just say that you just figured out that you're probably not straight. Late for the plane to Kuwait? Say there's a bomb on the airport...oh (don't do that) [verse 2, male rap] So let me give you an update, about a busy guy with big plans, fake plans, all set to make a great impression. But this is not the story about me aiming high, so here's my confession: late to my own intervention. Got ten alarms ringing, my ringtone is singing, I'm lying here thinking, “The chorus is banging”. Back to the plan, I was gonna leave, but there's a catch, let me just find my keys... Oh wait wait wait, I've just thought of how to shift the blame. If you just say I'm stuck in traffic, just don't add too much of that dramatic, and make it slightly tragic. [Hook] (Oh he's late) Ooops I'm good at excuses, cause I'm the man who's always late Late for a date? Just say that you just figured out that you're probably not straight. Late for the plane to Kuwait? Say there's a bomb on the airport...oh (don't do that) [Outro] That's the story guys, I'm the man Who's great at being late
