[Intro (Dark Trap)] [Dark 808 bass, low-fi crackle, a sample of someone saying “They took his weed…”] [Tempo: around 70-80 BPM] [Set the mood with ambient synths and a subtle bong rip in the background.] [Verse 1 (Trap delivery + stoner guitar under)] They took his dog — no, worse — his pot, A SWAT raid for a single shot. Now Congress hides behind a screen, While John loads clips with nicotine. [A stoner riff fades in under the trap beat.] [Pre-Chorus] A vegan warlord in a hemp-made suit, He’s silent… high… and resolute. He fights for freedom, snacks, and trees, And legal weed in Applebee’s. [Chorus (Heavy stoner rock influence)] John Weed, blazing through dystopia, Kills with kindness — and hypnophobia. He’s not a hero, he’s just pissed, They banned his buds... now they cease to exist. [Verse 2 (Trap delivery + stoner guitar under)] They built a prison out of vape, Where TikTok teens can't escape. Influencers beg for likes, While John smokes out their sponsor-bikes. He’s seen the memes, he’s read the tweets, He’s higher than gas and grocery receipts. He don’t do yoga, don’t drink kale, He meditates with molotovs and mail. [A stoner guitar riff drops in, fading back out for the next pre-chorus.] [Pre-Chorus] A legend forged in CBD, He’s got a blunt and a master's degree. He speaks in quotes from Jordan Peele, And rolls his joints with voter appeal. [Chorus (Heavy stoner rock influence)] John Weed, rollin' through the city haze, Blazin' trails and endin’ days. Don’t light a match unless you bleed — You don’t mess around with John... Weed. [Breakdown – spoken like a movie trailer] “They called him criminal… He called them cringe. They said ‘Just say no.’ He said ‘Just say hinge.’” [sound of a slow-motion bong rip] [Outro – whispery and dramatic] He disappeared into the fog… A legend, a myth… a herbal demigod. And if you ever smell oregano justice... You’ll know... John Weed walks among us.
