[Verse 1] Arrive at the scene, let the mayhem begin I thought this time surely I can win I made little soldiers with simian brains Taught them to march and how to bring pain Spider-shaped walkers, eight legs, steel frame Glass dome cockpit stocked with death rays Spider monkeys pilots bred with four arms each Tiny hands on levers as they chitter through the breach I loaded the tanks with venom and Vengeance Sent them to show all the Humans my menace YES, "Sweep the avenue, seize every block" They saluted, but what came next was a shock One spun in circles, one took a nap One sold his meck for a bag of snacks I watched on the monitor as one started to drool Even the captain was just flinging poo Oh woe is me, Oh what could I do? My grand little army was all bumbling fools [Pre-Chorus] Hear that? Is it victory, no. That’s my future Going up in smoke. [Chorus] Attack of the Spider Monkeys (Attack of the Spider Monkeys) I built them doom machines They drove them into trees Attack of the Spider Monkeys (Attack of the Spider Monkeys) I wanted mankind's fear They brought me nothing but tears [Verse 2] The spider mechs skidded, they couldn't hold ranks, One shot the wrong way and hit the next tank. The pilot screamed, "I'm goin' down!" Then he ejected and took the next bus outta town One tried to climb a building to attack from the sky Got stuck in the power lines when he thought he could fly. Another one forgot how the levers align, Pressed every button, then travelled through time. They chased a puppy in circles through a parking lot, Running full throttle and forgot how to stop (The Breaks!). A walker side stepped, hit a bus in the flank, Stumbled past the river bank then he sank On the radio "This is Spider Six to command" "I've activated flight mode but don't know how to land" Another tried the spider web cannons and that went O-K But hit the self destruct and all went astray My finest invasion, my absolute best, Has fallen to pieces it's an absolute mess. [Bridge] I screamed, "Hold formation!" They decided to dance All out "Advance!" And they ruined my plans My evil was elegant, razor and sleek Its rather alarming how much their competence is weak My perfect disaster got ruined by the crew My minions are morons so what should I do The humans didn't flinch, they just pointed and laughed While my spider monkeys bungled the plans No more grand conquest, no throne, no acclaim Just a smoking pile of robots as my greatest shame [Chorus] Attack of the Spider Monkeys (Attack of the Spider Monkeys) I built them doom machines They drove them into trees Attack of the Spider Monkeys (Attack of the Spider Monkeys) I wanted mankind's fear They brought me nothing but tears [Outro] Attack of the Spider Monkeys (Attack of the Spider Monkeys) I built them doom machines They drove them into trees Attack of the Spider Monkeys (Attack of the Spider Monkeys) I wanted mankind's fear They brought me nothing but tears
