[Verse 1] Load up on slides, turn cameras on, It's 9 AM, our souls are gone. The agile coach is breathing deep, She has twelve rules for how we speak. [Pre-Chorus] Hello, hello, hello, how's work? Hello, hello, hello, how's work? Remember to assume positive intent! [Chorus] With the webcams on, it's so contagious! Here we are now, synch calendars! Feel so stupid and courageous! Here we are now, entertain us! A Millennial! A team player! A stakeholder! A feedback-layer! KPI-o! KPI-o! [Verse 2] I'm worse at what I used to love, Handled with an HR velvet glove. We did a trust fall on the lawn, My back gave out, the bonus gone. [Bridge] A denial! (Of remote work!) A denial! (Of dental care!) A denial! (Of equity!) A denial! (Of dignity!) [Outro] Mandatory! Empathy! Mandatory! Empathy!
