[Verse 1] Little white fuzzball Out by the step Willy in the yard Up to his neck Trouble in the mulch Trouble in the mud One of them dug it up One of them just cuz Pee on my shoes Chew up my jeans I’m looking at one of them And I can’t tell which it means [Pre-Chorus] They got that hungry grin They got that run-around They both come tearing in When the bowl hits the ground [Chorus] Willy and the fuzzball Lord, they’re a mess Willy and the fuzzball I gotta confess Don’t know who did it They both do it all Only thing between them Is the length of their nose, y’all [Verse 2] One’s got punk kid swagger One’s got cotton fluff Both got a taste for trouble And that’s saying enough They don’t want no collars They don’t want no rules They’ll raid the biscuit plate Then act brand new One gnaws my flannel One steals my socks Both of them stare at me Like I’m the one who got caught [Pre-Chorus] They got that hungry grin They got that run-around They both come tearing in When the bowl hits the ground [Chorus] Willy and the fuzzball Lord, they’re a mess Willy and the fuzzball I gotta confess Don’t know who did it They both do it all Only thing between them Is the length of their nose, y’all [Bridge] Maybe it was Willy Maybe it was that little toad Either way, my pants got torn And my dignity got sold [Chorus] Willy and the fuzzball Lord, they’re a mess Willy and the fuzzball I gotta confess Don’t know who did it They both do it all Only thing between them Is the length of their nose, y’all
