My Sleepy Thumb Started Booking Appointments

[[Intro]] [[Playful Synth Build]] [[Hook]] My Sleepy Thumb booked appointments... Nobody asked it to! Now all my body parts have calendars... What am I supposed to do? My Sleepy Thumb booked appointments... It's running my whole life! Somebody please unplug this thing... Before it books next Friday night! [[Verse 1]] I woke up to my phone alarm, Wondering what could possibly be wrong. My calendar was full all day... Who scheduled this? There's no way! My left knee had a coffee date, My right foot wasn't running late. My shoulders booked a massage spa... My eyebrows joined a yoga class. [[Pre-Chorus]] I shouted, "Thumb! Explain yourself!" It pointed proudly at the shelf. Another reminder popped right through... "Oh look... your elbows have one too!" [[Chorus]] My Sleepy Thumb booked appointments... Nobody asked it to! Now every part of me's so busy... I don't know what to do! Hair's got brunch... My ears have tea... My nose is judging therapy. Meanwhile I'm just trying to survive... While my Thumb organizes my life! [[Drop]] [[Big Trance Lead]] [[Verse 2]] Then somebody called upon the phone, Asking if my bum was home. I said, "I'm sorry, you've just missed... It's crossed romance right off the list." "They'd like to book next Thursday night..." I said, "I'm afraid that isn't right." "My bum retired quite some time... Please remove it from your client line!" Then my Thumb booked my funny bone... A comedy club all on its own. My fingers formed a jazz quartet... Best booking agent I've never met! [[Bridge]] Receptionist: "Can I speak to your bum?" Me: "It's unavailable." Receptionist: "Would tomorrow afternoon work?" Me: "It has permanently declined." Receptionist: "Could we leave a message?" Me: "I'll ask... but don't get your hopes up." Sleepy Thumb: 👍 [[Final Chorus]] My Sleepy Thumb booked appointments... Now everyone's in line! My ankles have a business lunch... My hips are out by nine. My bum has gone on holiday... My knees have joined a choir. My Thumb's the busiest manager... That anybody could hire! [[Final Hook]] My Sleepy Thumb booked appointments... It's impossible to fire! Every body part's got somewhere else... While I just stand there tired. [[Outro]] [[Record Scratch]] Phone: "Reminder: Your left elbow has a dentist appointment in fifteen minutes." Me: "...My WHAT?" Sleepy Thumb: 👍 [[Huge Trance Finale]]