[rap, female vocal, conversational enjambment] I don’t know what to say Words in my veins but they won’t cross to my brain Obviously not sane per se, but it’s ok I get all my meds, then get all in my head It’s like I’m praying Flatmate’s always nagging me “go and get a job!” Does he think he’s my dad? What a nob I’ll be calling on a cab take me out west end mate - gym and jacuzzi Or out on the boozing - wrong train blackout Tiny bit of snoozing and a full blown crash out I don’t know what you’re mad about I didn’t pop the gash out Giving the rasha rasha like a man who wanna fight Can’t handle my vibe, although he bought me all five I just wanna feel alive But the demons of the past feel like I’m in last place Not one setting the pace, this fucker’s running relays but I’m winning this race Impudence is written on my face Never the one to be wrong Scared of my shadow, but not of this mongrel nipping at my heels being a bad dog, bad dog! Stop it! Fuck off! [weirdly long silence, like 10-15 seconds of just absolute silence, maybe punctuated with a single breath sound] [starts rapping again and then the beat kicks in] Checked out in Tesco Bumped into a man, fell and landed in a pram Felt right Like I was tucked up tight Just waiting for my mummy to kiss me good night Boyfriends not impressed Says I’m being childish so I called him a pedo Quid pro quo Clarice right to the ego Gotta speak Latin when you’re practicing the legal Not that I practice, just got the degree It was my second actually, I’m a clever one me Back home on the sofa, froze him out He wants a fight then I’ll show him what I’m all about My passive aggressiveness is limitless and impressive Behaviour regressive maybe but really I’d be guessing I don’t know why these fuckers wanna teach me a lesson I’m so stressed man, just leave me alone! And put my mother fucking name on the home, cos I own!
