[Verse] Couch confessions, man, I’m spillin’ my guts, Therapist laughin’, tellin’ me I’m nuts, He scribbles on a pad, got a grin so wild, Calls me the patient, but he the problem child. [Chorus] Crazy therapist, sittin’ in his chair, Twistin’ my words, man, he don’t play fair, Says I’m unhinged, but he’s off the grid, Guess I’m payin’ fees for a lunatic’s bid. [Verse 2] Said my dreams are riddles, my thoughts a maze, But his eyes twitchin’, been lost for days, He got diplomas hangin’, but the vibe’s all wrong, Feels like I’m trapped in his twisted song. [Bridge] Therapy session turn to comedy hour, This dude’s crazier, man, drunk on his power, I’m sittin’ here ventin’, he’s laughin’ out loud, Feelin’ like the joker in this therapy crowd. [Verse 3] Told him my fears, he just cracked a joke, Man’s prescription pad lookin’ like he’s broke, He’s scribblin’ nonsense, tellin’ me to breathe, I’m payin’ this clown just to mess with my peace. [Chorus] Crazy therapist, sittin’ in his chair, Twistin’ my words, man, he don’t play fair, Says I’m unhinged, but he’s off the grid, Guess I’m payin’ fees for a lunatic’s bid.
