[Cold Open — Female Voice] I walked in sweet with a little complaint, Called the whole room fake with a halo of paint, Said “AI slop” like a holy word, Then acted shocked when the gavel was heard. [Female Voice] I only kicked the door, I only spat on the floor, I only told the artists They weren’t artists anymore. I only made it ugly, I only made it loud, I only threw a tantrum In the middle of the crowd. [Male Voice enters, dry and bitter] I was just being honest, I was just being real, I was just harassing folks And asking how they feel. I was just being normal, I was just talking trash, I was just pouring gasoline And asking why it flashed. [Pre-Chorus — Female / Male Tradeoff] Female: I said the line. Male: I crossed the room. Female: I brought the smoke. Male: I lit the fuse. Female: I talked my shit. Male: I wore it proud. Both: Then I screamed in public— [Both, building] “Go ahead and kick me out!” [Chorus — Both / Mob Chant] Kick me out, then! Kick me out, then! I’m the main character Of my own dead end. Kick me out, then! Watch me pretend I didn’t beg for the boot At the bitter little end. Kick me out, then! Kick me out, then! I’ll call it censorship And do it all again. Kick me out, then! Kick me out, then! Oh no, consequence Has entered the den. [Verse 2 — Male Voice] I said “free speech” with a flamethrower grin, Then wondered why nobody let me in. I called the rules a personal attack, While tap-dancing naked on a ban-me track. I said “you people” with a poisonous tone, Then cried when I got left alone. I called the mods corrupt, called the artists frauds, Then prayed for applause from the peanut gods. [Female Voice] I said “it’s just a joke” after making it weird, I said “you’re all soft” when the boundary appeared. I said “I’m leaving” seven times in a row, Then refreshed the page just to watch myself go. [Pre-Chorus — Both] Male: I poked the bear. Female: I rang the bell. Male: I made the mess. Female: I made it smell. Male: I stacked the charges. Female: I wore the crown. Both: Then I shouted louder— [Both] “Go ahead and kick me out!” [Chorus — Bigger] Kick me out, then! Kick me out, then! I’m the main character Of my own dead end. Kick me out, then! Watch me pretend I didn’t beg for the boot At the bitter little end. Kick me out, then! Kick me out, then! I’ll call it censorship And do it all again. Kick me out, then! Kick me out, then! Oh no, consequence Has entered the den. [Post-Chorus — Mob Chant] AI slop! Disrespect! Talk that trash! What’d you expect? Harass the room! Mock the art! Beg for the boot! Play your part! [Verse 3 — Female Voice, theatrical self-pity] I only said the room was trash, I only made the welcome crash, I only turned the comments black, Then asked why nobody wanted me back. I only picked a fight for fun, I only tried to ruin the run, I only dragged my little cloud Across a place that wasn’t allowed. [Male Voice, escalating] I only said “ban me” twice, Maybe three times, maybe five. Maybe I dared you, maybe I swore, Maybe I kicked through the emergency door. Maybe I stacked it, maybe I knew, Maybe I wanted a screenshot too. Maybe the whole damn point of the shout Was hearing the words— [Both, sudden stop] “You’re kicked out.” [Bridge — Infraction Stack, fast alternating lines] Female: Called it slop. Male: Started beef. Female: Mocked the rules. Male: Brought no grief. Female: Lied about it. Male: Kept receipts. Female: Poked the mods. Male: Stomped the seats. Female: Talked down. Male: Punched up wrong. Female: Made the vibe Male: a funeral song. Female: Said “kick me!” Male: Said “come on!” Both: Then acted shocked when I was gone. [Bridge — Rising Mob] I got kicked for the slop talk, Kicked for the cheap shot, Kicked for the harassment, Kicked for the heat rot. Kicked for the bad faith, Kicked for the clown crown, Kicked for the “kick me,” Kicked for the meltdown. Kicked for the dogpile, Kicked for the threat pose, Kicked for the tantrum Everybody else knows. Kicked for the nonsense, Kicked for the shout, Kicked for the moment I said— [All Voices] “KICK ME OUT!” [Final Chorus — Full Mob, triumphant and ridiculous] Kick me out, then! Kick me out, then! I’m the main character Of my own dead end. Kick me out, then! Watch me pretend I didn’t beg for the boot At the bitter little end. Kick me out, then! Kick me out, then! I’ll call it censorship And do it all again. Kick me out, then! Kick me out, then! Oh no, consequence Has entered the den. [Final Hook — Female / Male / Mob] Female: I said the words. Male: I crossed the line. Female: I made it worse. Male: I called it fine. Female: I begged the room. Male: I wore the pout. Mob: Then everybody watched me get kicked out. [Outro — Beat drops low] Female, offended whisper: Wait. Male, confused: Why am I banned? Female, bratty final line: I was only being honest.
