I haven’t had any rest I’ve passed almost every test Here out here oh out here It’s like the Wild West Let me get this off my chest Divorced women in their forties There’s nothing better than divorcees They’re in their prime, it is the nicest A sweet and sexy mid life crisis I would die for these Forty year old divorcees You can put on your jorts And Act like kids Build furniture from forts Do things we never did Get in trouble of all sorts See what’s underneath the lid I know I’m not your last resort Oh women in their forties Oh mylanta Lordy Lordy Package and outsource me Tie me up and force me She said she was 44, sent to me by the lord Just to keep me warm! Yeah to keep me warm! For the next vixen… Fixin… to turn forty! Divorced ladies In their forties Some Can’t have babies Some Watch Rick and Morty Regularly Tested Sometimes empty nested Baby I’m invested! [instrumental break] Divorcees in their forties Putting back on their shorty shorties Divorced women in their forties nothin better, nothin boring Wearing leather, it’s habit forming To die for… in her forties Ba ba ba ba ba ba
