[Intro - Jamaican Male, Spoken] yo think this is parth 4 eh, is not This is not part 4, this is an interruption Wolfgang, mi hear yuh song. Mi hear every word. An Wolfgang, ain't no “normal” about dat. No. [Verse 1 - Jamaican Female] You wake up naked on di beach, With one rock an' half a plan. You shout, “Ve build a mighty fortress!” Then put di door into di sand. [Jamaican Male, Spoken] Door inna di sand? Dat is not construction. Dat is decoration. [Jamaican Female] Submarine get parking ticket, Ponies running through di street. Wolfgang call dat normal? Mi call dat madness wid a beat. [Spoken - German Person, nasal, NOT JAMAICAN] Ja! It vas completely normal! Ve had everyzing under control! [Jamaican Female, Spoken] You had a submarine getting parking fines! Dat is not control! [Chorus - Jamaican Female] No Wolgang. Nuttin' normal bout dat! Nuttin' normal bout Wolfgaang! Di horse stole di helicopter, An' di moon joined with da bang! [Jamaican Male, rap] Mi see di pattern now. Mi don't like di pattern. [Verse 2 - Jamaican Female] Ace of Spade was playing poker With a tree inside di wood. You said di tree was clearly cheating. Tell mi, Wolfgang, why it would? [Jamaican Male, Spoken] Tree don't even have hands, mon. [Jamaican Female] Di toilet made of solid gold, While di whole damn base was burning! Seven bosses defeated, Then everybody drowned! [Jamaican Male, Spoken] Wolfgang, stop calling dis normal! Mi need an explanation. [Jamaican Female:] Wolfgang? [Spoken - German Person, nasal] It vas ze potato's decision. [Chorus - Jamaican Female] No Wolgang. Nuttin' normal bout dat! Nuttin' normal bout Wolfgaang! Di horse stole di helicopter, An' di moon joined with da bang! [Jamaican Male, rap] Mi see di pattern now. Mi don't like di pattern. [Jamaican Female] Oni asked for melee combat, You had frozen bread instead. You hit a demon with a pretzel An' somehow knocked him dead. [Spoken - German Person, nasal, NOT JAMAICAN] Ja! Zat vas excellent combat! [Jamaican Female, spoken] Oh well. [Jamaican Male, Spoken] Mi will give yuh dat one. But it still ain't normal. [Jamaican Female] Phantom potatoes over graves, Frankenstein stole di fridge. Lord Luscious came dressed for techno, While zombies danced across di bridge. [Jamaican Male, Spoken] An' yuh looked at all of dat An' said, “Everything is fine.” [Chorus - Jamaican Female] No Wolgang. Nuttin' normal bout dat! Nuttin' normal bout Wolfgaang! Di horse stole di helicopter, An' di moon joined with da bang! [Jamaican Male, rap] Mi see di pattern now. Mi don't like di pattern. [Build - Jamaican Female] Five hundred infected brains, Packed inside one box. Derek shipped dem all to Denmark With dirty socks! [Jamaican Female] Perfect compound, perfect walls, Every measurement precise. Then di horse installed a window In di FLOOR! [Jamaican Male, Spoken] Dat horse need supervision. [Jamaican Female] Wolfgang? [Spoken - German Person, nasal, NOT JAMAICAN] Ze horse vas being creative! [Jamaican Female, Spoken] Creative?! It put a window in di floor! [Drop - Jamaican Male] THERE IS NUTTIN' NORMAL ABOUT DAT! [Jamaican Female] NOT DI HORSE! [Jamaican Male] NO! [Jamaican Female] NOT DI POTATO! [Jamaican Male, Shouted] NO! [Jamaican Female] NOT DI PAN! [Jamaican Male, Shouted] Especially not di pan! [Verse 3 - Jamaican Male, Spoken Rap] Listen Wolfgang, mi tell yuh straight, Dis server operate at dangerous rate. Rocket went backwards, sun disappeared, Fifteen respawns an' nobody cheered. [Jamaican Female] One potato wearing shoes! [Jamaican Male, Spoken Rap] An' somehow dat potato Got more authority than you! [Bridge - Jamaican Female]] You say di server is stable. You say di base is secure. You say di horse is accounted for. [Jamaican Female, Spoken] Wolfgang? [Spoken - German Person, nasal, NOT JAMAICAN] Ja? [Jamaican Female, Spoken] Where is di horse? [Spoken - German Person, nasal, NOT JAMAICAN] ...ja, dont know. [Final Chorus - Jamaican Female] No Wolfgang. Nuttin' normal about dat! Nuttin' normal anymore! Zombie's dancing with ponies, Potato crash through armored door! [Jamaican Male, Spoken] Mi see di pattern now. Mi don't like di pattern. [Jamaican Female] Di horse is now di server admin! [Jamaican Male, Spoken] Mi see di pattern now. Mi don't like di pattern. [Jamaican Female] Di potato runs payroll! [Jamaican Male, Spoken] Mi see di pattern now. Mi don't like di pattern. [Jamaican Female] Rainbow Randy has dynamite! [Spoken - German Person, nasal, NOT JAMAICAN] Ha! Thought it vas completely safe! [Jamaican Female] There is nuttin' normal about dat! [Jamaican Male, Spoken] Server disconnected. [Female Vocal, Spoken] Potato promoted. [Spoken - German Person, nasal, NOT JAMAICAN] German engineering successful! [Jamaican Female] Dere is nuttin' normal about dat. [Spoken - German Person, nasal, NOT JAMAICAN] Fyoor mish ist das normal.
