James: So… it's about that time again, boys. Kaleb: Yeah. Hayden: Big moment. Jerome: Another year of toilet humor and down tuned breakdowns. Mat: Why does that sound like we’re about to tell people my dog died? Hayden: Because we still don’t have an intro. Kaleb: We could do another inspirational speech. James: Absolutely not. Hayden: What about a fake news report again? James: We already did that. Mat: Yo, hear me out. What if it’s just thirty seconds of us apologizing? Jerome: For what? Mat: The album. James: Eh, I don't know... Some of the tracks are serious. Kaleb: Could do a voicemail. Hayden: Nah, that's interlude type shit. Jerome: Could just not do a stupid intro in the first place. Mat: That’s not an intro, J. That's a copout. James: Not like they expect anything intellectual from us. That's for Temporal Abyss. Mat: Wait. I got it. James: Oh no... Mat: Let’s just do a hardcore song about breaking the chains in the undertow and rising like a phoenix in the neon lines of the afterglow. Jerome: That is the worst sentence I’ve ever heard. Kaleb: That sounds funny. I kinda wanna hear it. James: Jesus Christ, you two. Hayden: Too late. I’m tuning to drop D'eez nuts. Jerome: Well shit. One-two-three-four... Break the chains! 🎵 Caught in the undertow But I won’t let go Tracing fractured neon lines in my veins Living in the afterglow in my soul Rise Like a phoenix From the same four fucking chords Same four chords Same four chords Same four chords I found myself slippin' Down a metaphor-shaped hole Now i'm writing a song Without a fucking soul This one’s for the SLOPpy Joes Copy Paste Suffer Repeat Copy Paste Suffer Repeat Copy Paste Suffer Repeat We are We are Creatively bankrupt Mat: And emotionally unavailable So don't talk to me or my dog Saki ever again Bitch! I mean... 🎵 *cat gag* 🎵 Mat: This hits harder than my stepdad. James: You don't even have a stepd- Slow that shit down! 🎵 Mat: That was kinda sick, but the lyrics sucked ass. Okay, now what were we doing again? 🎵 "Jesus Christ."
