[Intro: acoustic guitar, farm sounds, distant UFO hum] Sun came up, rooster crowed, Another day down a dusty road. Boots on dirt, hat pulled low— Just doing chores before I go. [Verse 1] Fed the chickens, slopped the hogs, Filled the trough and called the dogs. Threw the cattle one more bale, Then rode my horse along the trail. Checked the fence by the old cornfield, When a strange green light appeared. The wind went still, the sky turned white— Something wasn’t feeling right. [Pre-Chorus: rising tension] My horse backed up, my dog ran home, There was thunder, but no storm. A silver shadow crossed the moon— Then landed by my old saloon! [Chorus: huge country-EDM hook] I put a saddle on a cattle, for no darn reason, I looked up north, saw something beamin’. A surprise to my itty-bitty eyes of mine— A U-F-O had me frozen in time, no lie! [Post-Chorus] U-F-O! Down on the farm! U-F-O! Sound the alarm! Green lights shining, bass down low— Welcome to the alien rodeo! [Verse 2] Three little creatures left the ship, Silver space boots on their feet. One grabbed a banjo, one yelled, “Dance!” Then fired up an alien beat. The cows lined up, the horses stomped, The whole barn started shaking. That flying saucer dropped the bass— And every window started breaking! [Pre-Chorus: EDM build] Boot to the left, boot to the right, Two-step underneath the lights. Hands up high, let the spaceship glow— Get ready for the alien rodeo! [Yee-Haw Alien Two-Step EDM Breakdown: massive 808 drop] YEE-HAW—DROP THAT BASS! Alien two-step, outer space! Stomp left! Stomp right! Swing your partner through the tractor lights! YEE-HAW—ROUND WE GO! Country boys and UFOs! Boots hit dirt while the bass hits low— Welcome to the alien rodeo! [Robotic Alien Chant] Yee—haw! Yee—haw! Cowboy, show us how! Yee—haw! Yee—haw! Beam that 808 down! [Final Chorus: layered vocals, guitars and synths] I put a saddle on a cattle, for no darn reason, I looked up north, saw something beamin’. A surprise to my itty-bitty eyes of mine— A U-F-O had me frozen in time, no lie! I put a saddle on a cattle, held on tight, While that flying saucer lit up the night. Now every Friday when the green lights glow, We fire up the alien rodeo! [Outro: UFO lift-off, fading pedal steel] Saddle on a cattle… Bass down low… Yee-haw, partner— To the stars we go!
