Shadowking Wedding Day

In honor of my site achieving half a million listens I am releasing three pieces this Friday. [female voce] Are you sure about this? Having Ulthak be your best man? [male voice] Politics. It is a good way to help cement the peace treaty between our peoples. [announcer voice] WELCOME GOOD PEOPLE OF DREAMLAND. TODAY IS THE WEDDING OF OUR MODEST KING. [crowd cheering] [male voice] Thank you! Thank you! [announcer voice] Shadowking. Do you take this woman Maria to be your wife? [male voice] I do. Now and forever. [announcer voice] Maria. Do you take this man, Shadowking to be your husband. [female voice] Oh I do. My heart and love to thee. [announcer voice] Present the ring. [male voice] Ulthak...the ring. Where is the ring? [loud male voice] Ultahk put ring on, can no get off now. [male voice] What! You put on the ring? How am I supposed to marry Priscilla? [female voice, annoyed] My name is Maria [loud male voice] Shadowking could....marry Ulthak instead? [male voice] I am going to pretend that you didn't just say that. Now get that ring off before I get a knife! [loud male voice] Ulthak always a bridesmaid, never a bride. Here ring. [male voice] Ewww.. Let me wipe the slobber off of it. Ok. Here. [announcer voice] I now pronounce you King and wife. [cheering voices] [male voice] THANK YOU! THANK YOU! EVERYONE ENJOY THE FEAST! [female voice] I am so happy. [male voice] I am too. [loud male voice] Ulthak not. [female voice] Ulthak, go eat............. Seriously! Some people. [male voice] Yes, our orc friend has not learned how to be modest. [female voice] Really, you're doing that tired line now? Right now? [male voice] Especially modest.