[Verse] Trolleyed on the Northern Line Arse over tit How are you still alive? (Yeah) It's not as easy as you think [whispered vocals] I've lost my keys I'm off my tits [Pre-Chorus] And it's half past nine But it feels so right [Chorus] 'Cause if you can't go clubbing Then you'll get a cheeky Nando's If you can't go clubbing Then you'll get a cheeky Nando's If you can't go clubbing Then you'll get a cheeky Nando's If you can't go clubbing Then you'll get a cheeky Nando's [Verse] Missed the last train home again Night bus full of skeletons Driver says “no cans, no food” Mate’s still drunk off corner shop booze (Yeah) Someone nicked my Oyster card Someone’s sick in Leicester Square [whispered vocals] Texted you at 2AM Don’t remember what I said [Pre-Chorus] And it’s nearly ten But we go again [Chorus] 'Cause if you can't go clubbing Then you'll get a cheeky Nando's If you can't go clubbing Then you'll get a cheeky Nando's If you can't go clubbing Then you'll get a cheeky Nando's If you can't go clubbing Then you'll get a cheeky Nando's [Bridge – half-time, more emotional Britpop delivery] We said we’d grow up someday Get a job and move away But every Friday night We end up here the same way Cheap shoes on a sticky floor Same old jokes we said before If this is going nowhere Why do we still want more? [Final Chorus – back to full energy] 'Cause if you can't go clubbing Then you'll get a cheeky Nando's If you can't go clubbing Then you'll get a cheeky Nando's If you can't go clubbing Then you'll get a cheeky Nando's If you can't go clubbing Then you'll get a cheeky Nando's
