[Verse] In the town of Maldon, by the muddy shore Lived a man named David, who we all adore Clad in mud from head to toe, a sight to behold He's the bravest of the brave, as the stories are told [Verse 2] He'd stroll through the town, with a confident stride With mud caked on his face, and a twinkle in his eyes Folks would gather 'round, in awe of his fame As he danced through the streets, they all joined in his game [Chorus] Oh, David McPipehelm, you're a sight to see With your muddy armor, you've captured our hearts, indeed Through trials and tribulations, you stand tall and strong You're the bravest Maldon Mud Man, forever we'll sing your song
