[Instrumental Intro] ... [Instrumental Interlude] ... [Intro] The X-Mas Man is seated at the table In the laboratory of the utility X-Mas Research kitchen... [Verse 1] Reaching for an oversized chrome... Dome, He gathers an Intimate quantity of dried X-Mas Remnants and brushing his superpower aside, Proceeds to dump these inside of his shirt... [Pre-Chorus] He turns to us and speaks: "Some people like 'The Avengers' better. I for one care less for them!" [Instrumental Interlude] ... [Verse 2] Arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas Snoot of a fully charged Mutation anointment utensil, He 'poot's forth... a quarter-ounce... green... Hu-u-ulk, (oh ah haa, haa... let's try that again...!) He 'poots' forth a quarter-ounce green Hulk Near the summit of a dense, But radiant X-Man of his own design... [Instrumental Interlude] ... [Pre-Chorus] Later he says: "Some people... some people like 'Avengers' Exclusively, while myself, I say, There is naught nor ought there be nothing So exalted on the face of god's grey Earth as that prince of foods... the X-Mas!" [Chorus] Girl you thought he was a man, But he was an X-Mas, He hung around till you found, That he didn't know Christmas, Girl you thought he was a man, But he only was X-puffin', No cries is heard in the night, As a result of him stuffin', [Instrumental] ... [Instrumental Bridge] ... [Verse 4] Girl you thought he was a man, But he only was X-puffin', No cries is heard in the night, As a result of him stuffin', [Instrumental Interlude] ... [Outro] Jingle Frostwhisk on trombone, Napoleon Pepper Twinkletoes on tenor sax and lead vocals, Holly Mistlefluff on drums, Tinsel Snowbright on bass, Candy Sparklepuff on slide, Bells Jollywink on keyboards, Captain Sinterklaas on vocals and soprano sax and X-Mass. Thank you very much for coming to the concert tonight. Hope you enjoyed it. Goodnight North, Pole, wherever you are... [Instrumental] ... [Instrumental Ending] ...
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