Title - Smoke A Pack A Day Band - Playground Bandits Year - 2021 ____________ In 2021, the goth-pop collective Playground Bandits achieved the impossible: absolute anonymity in the internet age. With zero publisher support and no public faces, they released "Smoke A Pack A Day," a brooding darkwave single that unexpectedly crashed the global streaming Top 10. Rather than chasing the spotlight, the band doubled down on their mystery. To this day, their only public representation is "Greg" an unsettling papier-mâché dog that serves as their avatar. This bizarre, faceless approach has only fueled a cult-like intrigue, proving you only need an infectious groove and a papier-mâché dog to conquer the digital charts. ____________ Ohh-laaa-dee-daaa Ohh-laaa-dee-daaa I smoke a pack a day I smoke a pack a day I smoke a pack a day Yeah, a pack a day Hooray My Parents think I'm gay My Parents think I'm gay My Parents think I'm gay Yeah, They think I'm gay Hooray Ohh-laaa-dee-daaa Ohh-laaa-dee-daaa I'm gonna be gay And smoke a pack a day I'm gonna be gay And smoke a pack a day I'm gonna be gay And smoke a pack a day I'm gonna be gay And smoke a pack a day
