[Intro] [Spoken][Girl B] Okay. So. I like this boy. But if I talk to him my soul leaves my body. [Spoken][Girl A] Sleepover emergency. I can teach you seduction. [Spoken][Girl B] You can? [Spoken][Girl A] Yes. I watched a tutorial. I’m basically dangerous. [Spoken][Girl B] I’m scared but continue. [Verse 1] [Girl A] Rule number one, you enter slooow Like time itself can’t tell you “no” Face calm, heart doing cardio Act like you’re made of stainless glow [Spoken][Girl B] How slow is slow? [Girl A] Slow enough that gravity notices. [Verse 2] [Girl A] Eye contact—steady—don’t you blink Blinking says “I overthink” Tilt your head like “I might know” Something you don’t, but let it show [Spoken][Girl B] I blink a lot. [Girl A] We are retiring blinking. [Pre-Chorus] [Girl A] Lower your voice, half a tone Like mystery pays your phone Say less, pause more, let it land Like you’re a vibe he can’t understand [Spoken][Girl B] What do I say though? [Girl A] Nothing. That’s premium. [Chorus 1] [Girl A] Seduce him—confuse him—keep it cute Flip your hair like a parachute Say “energy” and never define Text back late like a business line Walk away first, let him replay If he looks lost, that’s foreplay [Verse 3] [Girl A] Texting rule: you can’t reply For three whole days, you let it fry He thinks “is she busy?” “is she rich?” “is she a secret?” “is she a witch?” [Spoken][Girl B] What if he thinks I died? [Girl A] Mystery. Next question. [Verse 4] [Girl A] If he asks “what are you into?” Say “vibes.” “growth.” “the moon.” “a few…” Words that mean absolutely nothing But sound like you’re onto something [Spoken][Girl B] I hate the moon. Is that okay? [Girl A] Yes. You’re complex. [Build / Pre-Chorus 2] [Girl A] Now add the pause, add the stare Add the “I woke up like I don’t care” Smile like you’re holding back lore Then stop mid-sentence… give him more [Spoken][Girl B] What if I get nervous? [Girl A] Pretend it’s mysterious. Nervous is just sparkles. [Chorus 2] [Girl A] Seduce him—confuse him—keep it cute Flip your hair like a parachute Say “energy” and never define Text back late like a business line Walk away first, let him replay If he looks lost, that’s foreplay [Girl B] Seduce him—confuse him—keep it cute Flip my hair like a parachute Say “energy” and never define Text back late like a business line [Bridge (faster, escalating)] [Girl A] No blinking, slow walking, soft voice, big vibe Late text, vague flex, let delusion drive Head tilt, lip gloss, act like you’re the prize [Spoken][Girl B] Wait—what if he asks me a normal question? [Girl A] Answer with a smaller question. [Spoken][Girl B] Like “why do you ask?” [Girl A] Exactly. Now you’re lethal. [Final Chorus (big, confident, pop payoff)] [Girl A] Seduce him—confuse him—keep it cute Flip your hair like a parachute Say “energy” and never define Text back late like a business line Walk away first, let him replay If he looks lost, that’s foreplay [Girl B] Seduce him—confuse him—keep it cute Flip my hair like a parachute Say “energy” and never define Text back late like a business line Walk away first, let him replay If he looks lost, that’s foreplay [Outro] [Spoken][Girl B] Oh my God. I think I can do this. [Spoken][Girl A] You can. We’re basically seduction instructors now. [Spoken][Girl B] Should we write a course? [Spoken][Girl A] Immediately.
