Verse 1 Woke up early Sunday morning, smellin’ something sweet, Grandma’s in the kitchen, bakin’ up a treat. Golden crumb, cinnamon swirl, sugar on the top, Everybody gathers ‘round — but suddenly we stop… Chorus Coffee cake, oh coffee cake, looks so fine on that plate, But in this house we keep the Word of Wisdom straight. No sip of java, no caffeine shake, It's a sin to eat that coffee cake. Verse 2 Donny’s on the record player, Marie’s singing too, Family home evening’s startin’, the kids know what to do. Play a game, share some laughs, sing a hymn (or eight!) But we'll never eat the devil's sinful coffee cake! Chorus Coffee cake, oh coffee cake, no we don't partake in coffee cake. It's how we are, it's how we're raised, it's a sin to caffeinate! No Diet Coke, no Earl Grey, We don't drink tea but we sure cast shade! All the Osmonds agree oh it's a sin to eat that coffee cake. Bridge We’ve got punch and Jell-O, funeral potatoes on the side, Temple lights are glowing, hearts are warm with pride. It’s just a friendly kitchen rule we’re happy to embrace — The coffee’s out, but love is in this place. Final Chorus Coffee cake, oh coffee cake, tempting as can be, But we’ll keep our hearts and habits caffeine-free. Gathered ‘round together, no mistake It's a mutha fuckin' sin to eat coffee cake!
