[Verse 1] I left on a Sunday With a ten-dollar snack A thermos of tea And a boot in the back A moose on the highway Gave me side-eye once I said, "I'm tourin' Canada" He said, "Buddy, good luck" [Pre-Chorus] I met a map And it met me back Ten little provinces Tryin' to fit in one sack [Chorus] Ontario, Quebec Sing it back, sing it back Nova Scotia, New Brunswick Tap your boot, tap it back Manitoba, Saskatchewan Hold your hat, hold it back Alberta, British Columbia We ain't done, not yet Prince Edward Island Tiny but loud Newfoundland and Labrador Still steals the crowd Ontario, Quebec Sing it back, sing it back All the provinces of Canada Now clap, clap, clap [Verse 2] In Newfoundland They offered me fish So fresh it could probably Grant a wish In P.E.I. The potatoes were proud I thanked one potato It bowed to the crowd New Brunswick said "Stay till the tide" Then the tide showed up And took half my ride [Pre-Chorus] I tried to be cool But I lost my nerve When a cow in Manitoba Took my parking spot first [Chorus] Ontario, Quebec Sing it back, sing it back Nova Scotia, New Brunswick Tap your boot, tap it back Manitoba, Saskatchewan Hold your hat, hold it back Alberta, British Columbia We ain't done, not yet Prince Edward Island Tiny but loud Newfoundland and Labrador Still steals the crowd Ontario, Quebec Sing it back, sing it back All the provinces of Canada Now clap, clap, clap [Bridge] Alberta gave me beef Saskatchewan gave sky Manitoba gave me wind That nearly made me fly British Columbia winked Said, "Don't blink too fast" Then a ferry and a mountain Just whistled past [Final Chorus] Ontario, Quebec Sing it back, sing it back Nova Scotia, New Brunswick Tap your boot, tap it back Manitoba, Saskatchewan Hold your hat, hold it back Alberta, British Columbia We ain't done, not yet Prince Edward Island Tiny but loud Newfoundland and Labrador Still steals the crowd Ontario, Quebec Sing it back, sing it back All the provinces of Canada Now clap, clap, clap [Outro] All the provinces One by one I got lost in Canada But I had fun
