Pond Life Problems- KNOKNO

[spoken intro] Well… Well… Well… What the QUACK QUACK QUACK IS ACTUALLY QUACKENING HERE!!! [pre hook] There’s a problem… What’s this green here? The pond is dirty… Is this normal? Is this good? Why’s there bread in here? I think I want a hotdog. And I need… MUSTAAAAARRRRDDDDD! MUSTAAAAARRRRDDDDD! Pardon me…. Do you have any Grey Poo-Pon? Here Duck Duck… Do you want some. [verse one] I think I have a new friend. I like this ducky duck. His attitude is crazy… He don’t give a flying fuck! Waddle chasing kids, Quackin people outta his biz. Stealing bread from that old man, Duck Duck is at it again. This is quackin crazy. My kinda guy! Hahahahhahaah…. Hahahah…. Hehehehehhehehehehhehe… Who’s Gerald and what’s this sign? Don’t feed the duck? Ok Gerald…. Fine. I’m gonna take your sign And put it where the sun don’t shine. You leave my new friend alone. Go fucking fuck off GERALD! I’m starting a fan club now… Quack Nation Underground. Metal heads creation… WAIT…… Do I gotta eat bugs? Hmmmmmm…. [hook] Pond life problems! That’s what we got. Pond life problems…. That’s sayin a lot! There’s a problem… What’s this green here? The pond is dirty… Is this normal? Is this good? Why’s there bread in here? I think I want a hotdog. And I need… MUSTAAAAARRRRDDDDD! MUSTAAAAARRRRDDDDD! Pardon me…. Do you have any Grey Poo-Pon? Here Duck Duck… Do you want some. [verse two] I got you buddy… My new friend. Animal control won’t bother you again. They’re tied up in my van. Bologna sandwiches til their end. And the head phone lady… She won’t be here either. I told on her to her teacher. Mr. Crampit…. He’s really an ass… But she won’t be skipping his class. I mean, who really listens to Vanilla Ice anyway. She was weird…. Ok? Hahahahahahahhahaa…. Now what do you wanna do? Bring in a goose? Or a swan or two? I like their little waggles… But they’re really loud. Tell me, Are their feathers really like clouds? OH!!! I see three little treats chasing me… They think they’re clever, Makin their quackin plot. One’s really pretty. I like her a lot! They better have bread or something nice. Or Duck Duck won’t be niiiiicceeee! [hook] Pond life problems! That’s what we got. Pond life problems…. That’s sayin a lot! There’s a problem… What’s this green here? The pond is dirty… Is this normal? Is this good? Why’s there bread in here? I think I want a hotdog. And I need… MUSTAAAAARRRRDDDDD! MUSTAAAAARRRRDDDDD! Pardon me…. Do you have any Grey Poo-Pon? Here Duck Duck… Do you want some. [outro] Pond life problems… No. Not anymore. I got you buddy. Quacken Metal Core! Quacken Nation for life!