The V8 Sleigh

(Verse 1) I looked at Dasher, looked at Dancer, and I shook my head, I said, "Boys, you're fired, go and rest in your bed." I'm tired of the hay, I'm tired of the smell, I need a ride that sounds like a bat out of hell. I took the old wooden sled and I stripped it down bare, Replaced the runners with tires and pumped up the air. No more magic dust to make this baby fly, Just high-octane gasoline to burn up the sky. (Chorus) REV IT UP! Listen to that Big Block roar! Santa’s got a Hemi and a four-speed floor. Painted flames on the side, chrome on the stack, I’m haulin’ presents fast and I ain't lookin’ back. Who needs a reindeer when you got torque and steel? This is the V8 Sleigh, sealin' the deal! (Verse 2) I installed a lift kit and some monster truck shocks, So I can land on the roof without scratching the rocks. The seats are Corinthian leather, the dashboard is wood, And I mounted two turbos right under the hood. Mrs. Claus screamed when she saw the exhaust, She said, "Nick, have you completely lost?" I said, "Honey, grab a helmet, hold on to your wig, We’re about to do donuts in this beautiful rig!" (Guitar Solo - [Fast, aggressive Rockabilly/Psychobilly solo. Sounds like an engine shifting gears.]) (Bridge) I got a fuzzy pair of dice hanging from the rear view, And a GPS system telling me what to do. No more getting lost in the fog or the snow, I turn on the high beams and watch the world glow. 0 to 60 in a second flat, Try to catch me, Krampus! Take that! (Chorus) REV IT UP! Listen to that Big Block roar! Santa’s got a Hemi and a four-speed floor. Painted flames on the side, chrome on the stack, I’m haulin’ presents fast and I ain't lookin’ back. Who needs a reindeer when you got torque and steel? This is the V8 Sleigh, sealin' the deal! (Outro) (Engine revving loud, tires screeching peeling out) (Spoken): Yeah... eat my dust, Rudolph. See you in the passing lane. (Fade out with heavy guitar feedback and laughter)