© [2025] #ByDOT🔥- All rights reserved. NDC 🎶 Challenge of the Week: Echoes of Japan [Verse 1 – sung with cheeky pride] I eat with sticks but drop my rice, My sushi rolls look… not so nice. I bow too low, then hit my head, They laughed so hard — I turned bright red! [Chorus – cheerful, silly, proud] I wish I were Japanese, oh yes indeed! I’d wear a kimono and move with speed. I’d battle like samurai, sip my tea with grace — Not spill hot matcha all over my face! [Verse 2 ] I tried to write haiku, but mine were too long, I sang karaoke, but chose the wrong song. My bonsai tree? It ran away. Even my origami folds the other way! [Chorus ] I wish I were Japanese, oh yes indeed! I’d train with monks and plant bamboo seed. I'd dance at matsuri, with fans in hand — Not trip on geta and crash in the sand! [Bridge – mock-serious, shamisen twang] Their culture’s so rich, their art so divine, But I’m stuck with instant ramen every time. Oh, to paint a koi without a mess… To not confuse kanji with GPS! [Final Chorus ] I wish I were Japanese, I swear it’s true! I’d be the coolest gaijin in the crew. From Edo to Wano, I’d roam with flair — If only I could grow a beard like Zoro’s hair! © [2025] #ByDOT🔥- All rights reserved.
