Uwe Ja! Look upon dis giant standing by de gate! De little bear-boxer who has met his fate! He was so moody, viz his tiny angry glare, And now he is a hulk who used to punch a bear! Ryun: (Uwe, please... stop singing to the crowd...) (I am on duty now, and you are loud...) Uwe: HE IS DE HANDSOMEST GUARD IN ALTOIA TOWN! YO-DE-LAY-EE-OH! YO-DE-LAY-EE-OH! Ryun: (I am gonna pull my cloak and vanish down...) Uwe: HE PUNCHED A BEAR VIZ HIS BARE LITTLE HANDS! Ryun (I WAS FOURTEEN AND IT WAS OUT OF HAND!) Uwe: Achs, Rún! Look at de echo off de walls! Sing de yodel viz me, me boy! Ryun: ...If I sing one line, will you shut up? Uwe: Ja, ja! Promise! ;) Ryun: Yo-de-lay...-hee-hoo... WITH A SPLITTING HEADACHE I STAND GUARD TODAY... Uwe: HO-LA-DI-RO-OO-OO! AND UWE WILL YODEL UNTIL DE END OF DAY-Y-Y-Y-Y! Ryun: Uwe, YOU PROMISED YOU WOULD SHUT UP! Uwe: Yo-de-lay-hee-hee... your basso yodel is so beautiful, Rún... Ryun: I am walking away now.
