# 🍩 T🍩🍩 COMPLEX 🍩 *An existential crisis with complimentary refreshments.* ✦ ✦ ✦ **[THE GRAND ENTRANCE]** Ladies and gentlemen, Shellb🍩und has entered the complex. She is quite perplexed Why anyone would invite her in. Do they know the gravity Of this complexity? *She makes everything up!* **Well, somebody had to.** ✦ ✦ ✦ **[THE RABBIT H🍩LE]** She went down the rabbit hole Looking for the whole hole Somebody mentioned donuts And she lost all self-control Was it glazed? Was it existential? Was the hole itself essential? She came looking for an answer But got distracted by the question "That's a rather complicated explanation." "You should see the documentation." ✦ ✦ ✦ **[IMAGINARY PROFITS]** She's milking it for all it's worth But it ain't worth very much She calculated everything With imaginary sums The figures looked impressive Till somebody checked the math Things just didn't quite add up "Can I get my donut back?" ✦ ✦ ✦ **[Y'ALL ARE T🍩🍩 COMPLEX]** What does anyone know? What does anyone know? You're adding up assumptions Like the answers ought to show The real is imaginary The imaginary's real Everybody's got a complex About the way they feel What does anyone know? What the hell did you expect? I'm just making this shit up! **Y'ALL ARE JUST T🍩🍩 COMPLEX!** ✦ ✦ ✦ **[THE SUPPORT GROUP]** "Hi. My name is Shellb🍩und." "Hiiii, Shellbound." "And I'm a complex thinker." *...* "Is that a diagnosis?" "Depends who's doing the thinking." "How long have you had this complex?" "It's complicated." "I brought d🍩nuts." ✦ ✦ ✦ **[THE COMPLEX COMPLEX]** Inferiority's downstairs Superiority's above An apartment full of egos And nobody pays the rent The elevator's broken The stairs don't make much sense Everybody's overthinking What nobody comprehends Complex carbohydrates Complex calculations Complex little people With complex expectations "Are you taking this seriously?" "I'm taking reservations." ✦ ✦ ✦ **[Y'ALL ARE T🍩🍩 COMPLEX]** What does anyone know? What does anyone know? You're adding up assumptions Like the answers ought to show The real is imaginary The imaginary's real Everybody's got a complex About the way they feel What does anyone know? What the hell did you expect? I'm just making this shit up! **Y'ALL ARE JUST T🍩🍩 COMPLEX!** ✦ ✦ ✦ **[QUESTIONING THE ANSWER]** "For the record, this is a support group." "For the record, I thought it was a donut shop." "We're here to address your complex." "Which one?" "Your thinking." "That's a complex subject." "You're avoiding the question." "I thought we were questioning the answer." "You're making this unnecessarily complicated!" "Y'all are just too complex." ✦ ✦ ✦ **[THE FINAL CALCULATION]** What does anyone know? What does anyone know? The more we think we understand The less we seem to know The real is imaginary The imaginary's real Everybody's got a complex And nobody's got a clue What does anyone know? What the hell did you expect? I'm just making this shit up! **Y'ALL ARE JUST T🍩🍩 COMPLEX!** ✦ ✦ ✦ **[THE WH🍩LE TRUTH]** "Well, Shellbound, I think we've made some progress." "Great. Does that mean I'm cured?" "I'm afraid your case is rather complex." "Well, I could simplify it." "You could?" "Sure. I made the whole thing up." *...* "The whole thing?" "No. The h🍩le thing." "I came for the d🍩nuts." **DING!** ✦ ✦ ✦ *The real is imaginary. The imaginary is real.* *The donuts, however, are missing.* 🍩
