[Hook] Little kids, big monsters. [Verse 1] He comes through the door with his backpack on straight, Says hello, asks for a snack, nicely, and he can wait. Then he sees the clean towel on the rail by the stair, Ties it round his neck, and the boy is not there. A roar from the hallway, a stomp on the floor, A monster has landed, and the monster wants more. Roar, stomp, roar, stomp, monster, The monster is HERE. [Hook] Little kids, big monsters. [Verse 2] The sofa's a mountain, the kitchen's a cave, I'm a villager now, and I've got to be brave. He growls at the cat, and the cat leaves for good, I offer a cracker, as a villager should. He takes the cracker box and he stomps down the hall, A cup of juice gets knocked, and it takes a fall. Growl, growl, stomp, stomp, crash, crash. BANG. [Hook] Little kids, big monsters. [Verse 3] The monster stops dead, and the roar goes away, There's a small boy in the hall with nothing to say. He pulls off the cape and he looks at the spill, Then wipes it all up, and he's quiet, and he's still. "May I have a snack?" he asks, polite and small. I say the monster ate the box. "Not me," he says. "Not me at all." Hush, hush, wipe, wipe, snack, snack, SNACK. [Hook] Little kids, big monsters. [Outro] Little kids, BIG MONSTERS
