[Intro] Oh out in that dusty desert Camped inside a Mesa canyon, Evan looked around At his newfound trail companions. [Verse] They introduced themselves. With names all strange and fine. Like wild Ted Wolfcub-tower And lonesome Phil Turtle-mine. Over the campfire standing tall Towered Andrew Condor-ballroom-hall And on a dirty bedroll lay, Ol' Dennis Tortoise-walkway. The strange naming convention, Went unnoticed by our hero Evan. It seemed to him perfectly normal, But then again, he was only 7. [Bridge] "And your name?" Asked a feller. Known as Sam Crawfish-cellar. [Chorus] Oh oh imagine how they laughed and howled! All the way to high heaven. When our hero introduced himself As just, well... just Evan! [Verse] Evans cheeks blushed as red As his copper mane. No my boy that just won't do You need a better name Evan thought a good long while Upon a mighty ridge. And in good time decided. They shall call me Evan. Swine-levy. [Outro] No, wait. Burbridge! (Burbridge) Evan! Burbridge!
