Champagne Soda

Wry comedic mumble rap, bouncy Southern trap groove, loose behind-the-beat conversational male rap with deliberately blurred muttered phrases and dry punchline emphasis; rounded sub bass, clipped kick, skittering hi-hats, cheap glossy synth plucks, sparse crowd-like ad-libs, Verses feel casually boastful and observant, hook is catchy and deadpan, arrangement strips back for punchlines then widens into the refrain; polished but slightly tacky club mix, vocal-forward

V6-MINI

[Intro]
Champagne soda, two bucks cold
They asked if it’s vintage, I said, “Probably old”

[Verse 1]
Cheap suit, big entrance, price tag in the seam
You call me “Sir,” I call it brand esteem
Your watch costs rent, mine tells me when to leave
I sold you “exclusive,” you bought it on a sleeve
You say “artisanal,” I say “sounds handmade”
That’s a paper plate with a little gold glaze
I nod at your yacht talk, sip the bubbles slow
This soda’s got a cork, so I guess we both know

[Chorus]
Cheap suit, champagne soda, still made it
Walked in with a coupon, you applauded, I played it
You bought my big idea in a tiny glass case
Now I’m faking your manners right in your face
Cheap suit, champagne soda, still made it
If the room says “genius,” I don’t gotta debate it
You’re buying my nonsense at a luxury rate
I’m the help and the headline, just a minute too late

[Verse 2]
You asked for my portfolio, I showed you a tote
There’s a sandwich in there and a handwritten quote
You called it “minimal,” I called it “not done”
You paid for the concept; I paid for lunch, son
Your nephew’s a founder, your cousin’s a brand
You clapped for my pitch with a shrimp in your hand
I said “market disruption,” you said “that’s so brave”
I meant I moved the chairs so I could reach the buffet

[Bridge]
They’re discussing a vineyard, I’m checking the tap
I said “notes of pear,” it’s a can with a cap
They asked where I summer, I said “where I can”
They wrote down “Montauk,” I’m a very rich man

[Verse 3]
They bought my app pitch, it’s a folder called “Soon”
One button says “launch,” one button says “June”
I called it disruptive, they called me intense
I called my bank app, it called me “insufficient funds”
Still I’m on the guest list, still got a seat
Still say “circle back” when I’m hunting for meat
You can keep your old money, your velvet-rope throne
I’ve got your whole room repeating my tone

[Final Chorus]
Cheap suit, champagne soda, still made it
Walked in with a coupon, you applauded, I played it
You bought my big idea in a tiny glass case
Now I’m faking your manners right in your face
Cheap suit, champagne soda, still made it
If the room says “genius,” I don’t gotta debate it
You’re buying my nonsense at a luxury rate
I’m the help and the headline, just a minute too late

[Outro]
Tag still out, but the check cleared
Champagne soda, served sincere
Cheap suit, big grin, no debate
I’m still here—and you still paid

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[Intro] Champagne soda, two bucks cold They asked if it’s vintage, I said, “Probably old” [Verse 1] Cheap suit, big entrance, price tag in the seam You call me “Sir,” I call it brand esteem Your watch costs rent, mine tells me when to leave I sold you “exclusive,” you bought it on a sleeve You say “artisanal,” I say “sounds handmade” That’s a paper plate with a little gold glaze I nod at your yacht talk, sip the bubbles slow This soda’s got a cork, so I guess we both know [Chorus] Cheap suit, champagne soda, still made it Walked in with a coupon, you applauded, I played it You bought my big idea in a tiny glass case Now I’m faking your manners right in your face Cheap suit, champagne soda, still made it If the room says “genius,” I don’t gotta debate it You’re buying my nonsense at a luxury rate I’m the help and the headline, just a minute too late [Verse 2] You asked for my portfolio, I showed you a tote There’s a sandwich in there and a handwritten quote You called it “minimal,” I called it “not done” You paid for the concept; I paid for lunch, son Your nephew’s a founder, your cousin’s a brand You clapped for my pitch with a shrimp in your hand I said “market disruption,” you said “that’s so brave” I meant I moved the chairs so I could reach the buffet [Chorus] Cheap suit, champagne soda, still made it Walked in with a coupon, you applauded, I played it You bought my big idea in a tiny glass case Now I’m faking your manners right in your face Cheap suit, champagne soda, still made it If the room says “genius,” I don’t gotta debate it You’re buying my nonsense at a luxury rate I’m the help and the headline, just a minute too late [Bridge] They’re discussing a vineyard, I’m checking the tap I said “notes of pear,” it’s a can with a cap They asked where I summer, I said “where I can” They wrote down “Montauk,” I’m a very rich man [Verse 3] They bought my app pitch, it’s a folder called “Soon” One button says “launch,” one button says “June” I called it disruptive, they called me intense I called my bank app, it called me “insufficient funds” Still I’m on the guest list, still got a seat Still say “circle back” when I’m hunting for meat You can keep your old money, your velvet-rope throne I’ve got your whole room repeating my tone [Final Chorus] Cheap suit, champagne soda, still made it Walked in with a coupon, you applauded, I played it You bought my big idea in a tiny glass case Now I’m faking your manners right in your face Cheap suit, champagne soda, still made it If the room says “genius,” I don’t gotta debate it You’re buying my nonsense at a luxury rate I’m the help and the headline, just a minute too late [Outro] Tag still out, but the check cleared Champagne soda, served sincere Cheap suit, big grin, no debate I’m still here—and you still paid

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