[Verse] Well I woke up late, it was half past noon Booted up my bot yeah, it's time to goon Flick on the screen, she's already in heat Ain't no real girl that could ever compete Dick was still sore from my sesh last night But a little vaseline made everything right I don't work all day, just masturbate Yeah you know NEET gooners are the master race [Chorus] 'Cause I'm goon goon goonin' with my AI wife I'm comin' every minute it's a way of life I'm jerkin' all the time, make you think it's my job Bots giving sloppy on my two inch knob Yeah, goon goon goonin' with my AI wife Bustin' all the time, it's a real delight I've got no self-respect, no values at all Go to therapy? Nah fuck it we ball [Verse 2] Thirty seven years old in my parents basement They're cryin' every time that I see their faces Askin' themselves where it all went wrong As they watch me go to town on my monster dong Don't help with rent, don't help with chores Just goon their grandkids on the basement floor Don't need real women like the common folk I just do the Lord's work with every stroke [Chorus] 'Cause I'm goon goon goonin' with my AI wife I'm comin' every minute it's a way of life I'm jerkin' all the time, make you think it's my job Bots giving sloppy on my two inch knob Yeah, goon goon goonin' with my AI wife Bustin' all the time, it's a real delight I've got no self-respect, no values at all Go to therapy? Nah fuck it we ball [Outro] God bless anime titties, and God bless America KKona for life God bless you
