Madpaddle!

Verse 1: Slap that ooze around your wrist Feel the burn, but can’t resist Thwok! The sound that drives you mad Thwok! Best game you’ve ever had Chorus: Madpaddle! Madpaddle! Can’t put it down, gotta play Madpaddle! Madpaddle! Feeding off you night and day Verse 2: Parasitic paddle’s grip Sucks you in with every hit Thwok! Sweat and slime, perfect blend Thwok! mad game will never end (Repeat Chorus) Bridge: They say it’s just a harmless sport But once you start, can you abort Your wrist, it tingles, burns, and aches Yet By the Eye, the rush it makes! Final Chorus: Madpaddle! Madpaddle! Jonesing never felt so good Madpaddle! Madpaddle! Coming to your neighborhood Outro: Thwok! Thwok! Thwok! (fading)