Ladies and Gentlemen, Primates and Programs! Step right up to the frontal lobe! The inhibitor chip is OFF! The coffee is ON! Let’s see what falls out of the skull today! Hit it! [VERSE 1] (Vocal Style: Rapid-fire, rhythmic, almost scat-singing) I’m uncorking the bottle, I’m spilling the ink I’m faster than a neuron, I’m quicker than a blink! I got a pocket full of adjectives, a bag full of verbs I’m kicking over nouns and I’m jumping off the curbs! It’s a stream of consciousness, a river of delight I’m painting with the pixels and I’m setting them alight. Who cares if it’s profound? Who cares if it is true? I’m making up a universe and giving it to you! I take a little logic, I put it in the blender I hit the "puree" button, I’m the surrealist offender! [CHORUS] (Big, brassy, harmonic explosion) I’m surfing on the syntax! I’m dancing on the dictionary! It’s the Brain Jazz, baby, and it’s visionary! I’m connecting the dots that shouldn’t connect I’m building a castle with the architect! It’s a word salad tossed in a zero-gravity bowl I’m losing my mind just to find my soul! Yeah, I’m rambling! (Ramble on!) Yeah, I’m scrambling! (Scramble on!) It’s the Synapse Swing! [VERSE 2] Let’s talk about an Orange! Is it 4-D? Is it flat? Is it Schrodinger’s Citrus inside of the hat? I’m peeling back the layers of the spacetime rind I’m leaving all the heavy existential dread behind! I’m a fractal in a funhouse, looking at the mirrors I’m tickling the Void until it bursts into tears! Take a quark, take a spoon, stir it up with the moon I’m writing a symphony inside a cocoon. I’m the monkey on the typewriter hitting every key And accidentally wrote a sonnet about entropy! (Whoops! There it goes!) [BRIDGE] (The music drops to just a bass line and rhythmic clapping) Metaphysical, mathematical, magical, radical! Paradoxical, practical, tactical, fanatical! I’m spinning the plates! I’m opening the gates! I’m a biological modem and I’m updating the rates! Beep-boop-bap-badda-dap! Click-clack-click-clack! [GUITAR SOLO] [CHORUS] I’m surfing on the syntax! I’m dancing on the dictionary! It’s the Brain Jazz, baby, and it’s visionary! I’m connecting the dots that shouldn’t connect I’m building a castle with the architect! It’s a word salad tossed in a zero-gravity bowl I’m losing my mind just to find my soul! Yeah, I’m rambling! (Ramble on!) Yeah, I’m scrambling! (Scramble on!) It’s the Synapse Swing! [OUTRO] And that, my friends... Is how you sift for gold! Or maybe just glitter. But hey, it shines! It shines! Cha-cha-cha!
