[Verse 1] I’m hanging tinsel on my TV screen ’Cause it’s the only light that’s left with me A frozen pizza is my Christmas feast The neighbours sing carols—I’m yelling “KEEP THE PEACE!” The world feels merry, but I’m off the list Guess I’m spending one more… [Pre-Chorus] I wrapped my feelings up But they tore through like knives Looks like Santa’s sleigh Ain’t stopping here tonight— [Chorus] It’s a lonely Christmas at the end of the world No mistletoe kisses, no bright-eyed girl Just me and this six-pack making spirits bright Yeah, a lonely Christmas… but I’ll survive the night --- [Verse 2] I’ve got one stocking and it’s full of dust And my old tree’s leaning like it’s had enough Even the cat packed up and moved next door Guess he found holiday cheer I can’t afford But I’ll crank the volume till the walls all shake ’Cause silence hurts more than this heartache— [Pre-Chorus] I wrote myself a card Said “You’ll be alright” Signed it with a Sharpie And a middle-digit spike— [Chorus] It’s a lonely Christmas at the end of the world No mistletoe kisses, no bright-eyed girl Just me and this six-pack making spirits bright Yeah, a lonely Christmas… but I’ll survive the night --- [Bridge – Breakdown] Hey! If Santa’s skipping me again That’s fine, I’ll fill my own damn sleigh Hey! If Christmas joy’s a mortal sin Then lock me up—I’ll shout all day (Guitar divebomb → drummer counts back in → full tempo returns) --- [Final Chorus] It’s a lonely Christmas at the end of the world But I’ll raise my voice till the snow gets hurled From rooftops, from streetlights, from every fight Yeah, a lonely Christmas— But I’ll make it punk tonight!
