Woke up this morning feelin’ kinda fresh Coffee in hand, house mostly a mess But what do I see in the living room glow? A little brown gift—buddy, say it ain't so! You looked at me with those innocent eyes Tail waggin’ like you just won a prize I’m steppin’ in shame, and scrubbing the floor Why, oh why, do we keep doin' this chore? 🎶 You pooped on the floor again, my friend Right by the rug that I just tried to mend I yell your name, you tilt your head Like “Wasn’t me!” as you jump on the bed I swear we’ve had this talk before— But dang it, pup, I still adore You, even with your stinky sin… You pooped on the floor again. 🎶 I bought the bells, I trained you right We watched those YouTube vids every night You even graduated puppy school With honors in “cute” and a minor in “drool” But every now and then, you forget the code You drop a surprise in “free roam” mode Do you do it for fun? Is this a test? Or revenge ‘cause I bought you a budget vest? 🎶 You pooped on the floor again, oh no Like it’s your own personal art show A brown little sculpture, center stage You're either a genius… or slightly deranged But I can’t stay mad, you goofy mutt With your floppy ears and your pizza gut You win me over with that doggy grin… You pooped on the floor again. 🎶 I’ve tried the crate, the treat, the praise The walks, the talks, the poop-free phase But here we are, like déjà poo It’s a team effort, me and you! Okay. This is the last time. …Seriously. Okay maybe one more time. 🎶 You pooped on the floor again, that’s true But somehow, I still pick up after you 'Cause you’re my buddy, my furry kid Even if I have to follow where you hid I’ll clean it up, I’ll let it slide 'Cause you bring joy (and chaos) to my life Let’s try the backyard next time, friend… But till then… You pooped on the floor again.
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