A Pet Bat Named Kevin I was at the pet store, looking for something… different. They had a bat in a box (a pet bat named Kevin). It had the name Kevin written on it. I asked the pet store lady, “Who names a bat Kevin?” (a pet bat named Kevin.) She didn’t answer. She just said, “the bat needs a home…” (a pet bat named Kevin.) To haunt… It’s like she knew… and that’s how I wound up with a… (a pet bat named Kevin.) (a pet bat named Kevin.) So I took the bat home and fed it some crackers. I do not know what bats eat And the bat did not eat… and the bat did not haunt… (a pet bat named Kevin.) So I looked it up on Wikipedia… (a pet bat named Kevin.) And I found out they mostly eat bugs. So I opened a window (a pet bat named Kevin) to let some bugs in… And that’s when Kevin flew upstairs (a pet bat named Kevin.) I could hear him, scratching at the walls (a pet bat named Kevin.) Trying to get out. So I followed him up to the attic And… he did not haunt. He did not goth. He simply… hid. (a pet bat named Kevin.) I could not find him. Eventually… I went back to the pet store (a pet bat named Kevin.) And told the pet store lady, “This bat doesn’t haunt.” (a pet bat named Kevin.) “This bat does not goth. This bat named Kevin…” She said, “Did you open a window?” “You know they eat bugs, right?” I was not amused. (a pet bat named Kevin.) So they gave me some dried bugs and sent me back to Kevin (a pet bat named Kevin.) But Kevin was gone… (a pet bat named Kevin.) A pet bat named Kevin. A pet bat named Kevin. (a pet bat named Kevin.) A pet bat named Kevin. A pet bat named Kevin. (a pet bat named Kevin.) A pet bat named Kevin. (a pet bat named Kevin.) A pet bat named Kevin. (a pet bat named Kevin.) A pet bat named Kevin. He did not haunt. He did not goth. He simply… hid. (a pet bat named Kevin.)
