[Intro] [Verse 1] Theraphosid in the glass Watching all the people pass Professor Cross begins to speak Locomotion at its peak Sudden scuttle on the floor Crawling toward the heavy door Tiffany is acting brave Dignified inside her cave WOO! [Instrumental] [Verse 2] Green crayon in the tiny paw Smokey lays down feline law "Tiffany fast, Tiffany strong" Pedipalps are dancing along Professor freezes in her tracks Emotional state begins to crack Eight little slippers on the screen Softest beast you've ever seen WOO! [Chorus] SMOKEY PROUD! TIFFANY! SMOKEY PROUD! TIFFANY! WOO! [Instrumental] [Verse 3] Three centimeters on the chart Big workout fills her heart "Very far," the cat declares Gentle moments that they share One huge foot against the glass Tiny paw where shadows pass Opposite sides, a quiet spark Glows inside the velvet dark WOO! [Bridge] "Best Tiffany," he writes in green Finest creature ever seen "Other Tiffanys exist!" Smokey reaches with his fist Reaches for the Big Purple crayon Tiffany says: "No, no, hold on! Accept the finding, let it be I am the best, as all can see!" WOO! [Chorus] SMOKEY PROUD! TIFFANY! SMOKEY PROUD! TIFFANY! WOO! [Outro] Tiny cat, enormous spider! Walking through the dark together! Defend the crayon! WOO! WOO! WOO!
